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40,000 blowjobs for voting

May 16th, 2007 8 comments

    Tania DerveauxNow, that’s what I call a media cam­paign. But let’s cover some basics first. The Bel­gian NEE party is run­ning for sen­ate in the 10 June elec­tions 2007. Accord­ing to their page NEE “works around polit­i­cal aware­ness and offers vot­ers in Bel­gium the option to vote ‘NEE’ if they find that none of the par­ties deserve their vote”. To get more media atten­tion, the lead­ing NEE party sen­ate can­di­date, , once posed naked and promised – com­pletely unre­al­is­ti­cally – their vot­ers 400,000 new jobs.

    Now, to get even more media atten­tion, Tania Derveaux is will­ing to give 40,000 blowjobs on a first come first serve basis.Well, if that isn’t what many male vot­ers have been wait­ing for? Miss Derveaux has planned that this endeavor will take her 500 days, giv­ing 80 blowjobs a day. Due to time lim­i­ta­tions “each per­for­mance can last no longer than five min­utes” and “no excep­tions will be made, under any cir­cum­stance”. I’m sure, this will get the media’s attention …

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