40,000 blowjobs for voting
Now, that’s what I call a media campaign. But let’s cover some basics first. The Belgian NEE party is running for senate in the 10 June elections 2007. According to their page NEE “works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘NEE’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote”. To get more media attention, the leading NEE party senate candidate, , once posed naked and promised – completely unrealistically – their voters 400,000 new jobs.
Now, to get even more media attention, Tania Derveaux is willing to give 40,000 blowjobs on a first come first serve basis.Well, if that isn’t what many male voters have been waiting for? Miss Derveaux has planned that this endeavor will take her 500 days, giving 80 blowjobs a day. Due to time limitations “each performance can last no longer than five minutes” and “no exceptions will be made, under any circumstance”. I’m sure, this will get the media’s attention …
So, how do I register to vote in Belgium?
As far as I understand this campaign, you don’t even have to live in Belgium to participate. I’ve contacted several people I know and some have already registered. I let you know of the outcome as soon as I know more
But at some point, I’d imagine traveling to Belgium becomes neccessary.
According to the page this won’t be necessary: “According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day.”
There’s only one REAL limitation though: “We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.”
God, I want to run with this on my blog, but my gf would kill me.
Talk about cutting to the chase! She better do some jaw warm up exercises.
spock: In this case you better avoid bringing this story. Your personal well-being is way more important than this, isn’t it?
jlee: If she really lives up to her promises she’ll be really busy for a long time. 80 blowjobs a day? I bet she’s hoping for lots of applicants in the virtual world of Second Life.
ES: why don’t you sign up your girlfriend too?