Lazy? WTF?
You claim that I’m too lazy? Hell, over the last two weeks I’ve had more work to do than I’m used to. Still, I could’ve … no, I’ve been down that road before. So, Mr. I-want-the-low-down-on-every-fucking-thing-Bauer, here’s what I have to say about the world of entertainment. Of course, you’re referring to Heath Ledger’s untimely death. I simply couldn’t write about it because I didn’t know the man. Sure, the internet was abuzz with rumors but there hasn’t been something substantial besides the fact that he has been found dead in one of his residences in Soho.
After more than a week has passed, there are shitloads of rumors shrouding the truth. At least, what looked like an overdose may not have been the case. TMZ reports that sources intimately connected with the Heath Ledger investigation told TMZ “it’s possible the actor died of natural causes”. Apparently, the “level of toxicity (from medication) in Ledger’s system was low enough that it may not have caused his death”. The website further reports that it could have been a heart attack but they don’t know for sure yet. Anyway, you should take this report with a grain of salt.
I’m sorry he died that young – he was only two years my senior. I enjoyed most of his movies and I thought him a talented actor. But then, I didn’t have the chance to get to know him personally which makes it impossible to say anything more. Anyway, I’m sure he’s made a name of himself and fans will kindly remember him and the last two projects he participated in: I’m Not There and The Dark Knight. I for one will surely watch the latter.

Evil Spock is lazier than you, just remember that.
It may seem that way to the untrained eye. But then, I suspect that there are pressing reasons for us behaving this way