Brain Assassin

Now, that’s what I call a media cam­paign. But let’s cover some basics first. The Bel­gian NEE party is run­ning for sen­ate in the 10 June elec­tions 2007. Accord­ing to their page NEE “works around polit­i­cal aware­ness and offers vot­ers in Bel­gium the option to vote ‘NEE’ if they find that none of the par­ties deserve their vote”. To get more media atten­tion, the lead­ing NEE party sen­ate can­di­date, , once posed naked and promised – com­pletely unre­al­is­ti­cally – their vot­ers 400,000 new jobs.

Now, to get even more media atten­tion, Tania Derveaux is will­ing to give 40,000 blowjobs on a first come first serve basis.Well, if that isn’t what many male vot­ers have been wait­ing for? Miss Derveaux has planned that this endeavor will take her 500 days, giv­ing 80 blowjobs a day. Due to time lim­i­ta­tions “each per­for­mance can last no longer than five min­utes” and “no excep­tions will be made, under any cir­cum­stance”. I’m sure, this will get the media’s attention …

I absolutely had to post this one. The results are creepy. I even fear myself now. Just kid­ding. Such tests can be indica­tive but gen­er­ally they aren’t that pre­cise. Any­way, I felt you may wanna know what’s wrong with me . By the way; yes, some­times I tend to be paranoid.

That is, in fact, the absolute truth if you’re straight. Now, there are these Dan­ish peo­ple design­ing men’s under­wear. They’re employ­ing that fact and they’re doing it very well. Check out their web­site here. Wanna watch the ad? Enjoy it.

That’s some­thing you guys absolutely need to know! ATTENTION: Fail­ure to com­ply with these rules will put our whole soci­ety in great dan­ger! I hope I’ve got your atten­tion now so go forth try to fol­low the rules as shown in this vid

If you don’t, all hell breaks loose.